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A sour candy fell on the floor and this happened. She did this for about an hour


When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you


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doctor who → the day of the doctor
waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. be one.





my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

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Happy Birthday

  • east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  • Floridians: It just won't end. Why won't it end. How far north do I have to go before I get to the south.

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“I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing.”

Elizabeth Olsen  (via lykereally)

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